Black_Bullitt
06-06-2009, 01:31 PM
Long story short, I don't really know what the hell happened, but I completely passed the fuck out Thursday night at Matt's house. twice. The first time it happened, I had been leaning up against the hot tub letting my trunks drain a bit before going inside. Next thing I knew I was laying on the ground staring at the dog's ass. So I got myself together, walked inside, started to lay down right there in the living room floor, decided I should try to make it to the bathroom since my trunks were still wet. I made it to the bathroom, then again, next thing I remember I had Matt hovering over me yelling trying to figure out what was going on. I was actually "legitimately pissed" at him for about 5 seconds, wondering why he was waking me up and yelling at me, because in my mind I had been in a DEEP sleep for hours, then I realized I was in his bathroom. I tried to play it off and tell him I came in there to lay down for a minute before changing and he just said "Bullshit!". He apparently heard the THUD I made falling to the ground.
Overall damage for the night was a good set of scratches across my back where I apparently slid across the hot tub before hitting the ground, a WELL defined bruise on my shoulder, torqued knee, bruised hip, series of lumps on my head, and one broken potty trainer toilet seat. lol
I'm gonna blame it on the beer and the hot tub, but that really doesn't make since since I've had more to drink before getting in, and staying in longer while the water was hotter... so I don't know. it was kinda scarey though. :skull:
Overall damage for the night was a good set of scratches across my back where I apparently slid across the hot tub before hitting the ground, a WELL defined bruise on my shoulder, torqued knee, bruised hip, series of lumps on my head, and one broken potty trainer toilet seat. lol
I'm gonna blame it on the beer and the hot tub, but that really doesn't make since since I've had more to drink before getting in, and staying in longer while the water was hotter... so I don't know. it was kinda scarey though. :skull: