Black_Bullitt
05-22-2009, 12:55 PM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2.Preliminary
3.Proliferation
4.Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.Specificity
2.Anti-constitutionalistically
3.Passive-aggressive disorder
4.Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: (esp when hanging out with Matt/NeverEnuff)
1.No thanks, I'm married.
2.Nope, no more booze for me!
3.Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5.Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6.Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7.I'm not interested in fighting you.
8 .Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9.Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10.I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
I be guilty of #2, #4, and #10... lmao!
1. Innovative
2.Preliminary
3.Proliferation
4.Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.Specificity
2.Anti-constitutionalistically
3.Passive-aggressive disorder
4.Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: (esp when hanging out with Matt/NeverEnuff)
1.No thanks, I'm married.
2.Nope, no more booze for me!
3.Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5.Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6.Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7.I'm not interested in fighting you.
8 .Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9.Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10.I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
I be guilty of #2, #4, and #10... lmao!